The Harmelings

Ya, I know this isnt news. Just last month I posted in-utero vagina pictures for goodness sakes! (Clarification – I posted pictures of the fetus’ vagina. Not mine.) But I was just sending an email to my dearest friend in the whole wide world, and realized that repeating “its a girl” is helping me cope with what I call “girl-panic.” Also typing the word “vagina” helps.

EW EW EWWWWW. I’m kinda grossed out now. But what else do you call it? Ug. No nicknames. We are being mature here.

Ok, anyway, it’s a girl. It’s a girl.
To prepare, I have purchased her crib bedding.  Nothing says “It’s a girl” like orange, brown and gray! Blahahahaha. My mother and my M-I-L are both dying to see rosebud fabrics and iridescent pink painted walls in my house, but that aint gunna happen. We have a 1970′s house, and we have done a dang good job of staying true to its roots, grass wallpaper and all. (You should see Jack’s new wall color = “retro avocado.”)

Anyway – Here is HER new bedding. Walls will be “classic creme” and “vintage mauve.” (Not the samples in the picture.)